Post by champion on Aug 6, 2007 5:36:01 GMT -5
This is my English essay, about SSABSA and how i hate them so.
Please do take note that SSABSA is south australian so if you dont understand what is meant by SSABSA well tough.
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The bell rang, another accounting lesson was over. Anthony was relieved; he packed up his books and stood up. As he stood up he said to Dom:
“Thank god this lesson is over! I hate it!”
Dom replied:
“Yeah well…You better start liking it because you’re on a 10! If you fail you’re going to get a low TER!”
Anthony sighed and walked out the room.
The day dragged on, Anthony had begun to fall asleep in his English lesson when all of a sudden his phone went off and alerted him that he had a message. He slowly took out his phone from his pocket and hid it under the desk. He opened the message and looked to see who it was from, it was from Helen.
“Hey I just got a 19 for my math test! But it still isn’t good enough for the 100 TER I need…TTYL”
Again Anthony sighed as he put his phone away and started to sleep again.
The day turned into night and Anthony was now at home, exhausted from hearing how SSABSA wouldn’t accept him if he didn’t do everything perfect! Anthony thought to himself:
“Its only IT...Why all the fuss?”
He was beginning to get angry. Anthony decided to vent some of his anger on a random person over the internet. He walked to his computer and turned it on, a few minutes passed as he waited for windows to load. Eventually he logged onto the internet and then onto msn where his friends and random people were. As soon as Anthony logged on several conversations opened up on his screen, most of them being from random people. With two conversations left open Anthony decided to talk back. One conversation was Ben a random Anthony had befriended and the other was Anthony’s friend Nicole. Anthony looked at what Nicole had written and on sight was enraged! Nicole wrote:
“Dude! SSABSA…They failed my work which was given in for moderation…My essay on the white tiger was given a 7 when I got a 16 in class…”
Anthony then punched his computers tower; it fell off the table and broke into many pieces.
Anthony then yelled:
“SSABSA!”
And left home without warning.
No one heard from Anthony for the next 3 days, it was as if he had disappeared. Then all of a sudden on Friday he appeared again. He was back at school as normal but he wouldn’t speak to anyone.
Time passed and it was now time for accounting.
Anthony walked into the class early so he could set himself up for a boring double lesson, Dom walked in and placed his books down next to him on the desk to the right of him. Anthony then said:
“I have it all planned…I’m going to destroy SSABSA”
Dom looking astonished replied:
“What?! Stop talking shit and shut up! You cant destroy SSABSA…They are too strong! Do your work!”
Anthony agitatedly said:
“Look! Ive got to do this! Not just for me but for you, Nicole, Helen and all the other suckers out there! Im going to do it!...Im going to do it today…”
Anthony then packed up his books and left the room un-noticed.
Anthony took his phone out of his pocket, he needed the time:
“12:03PM. Good they will all be there”
He thought as he placed his phone back in his pocket.
Anthony jumped his schools fence keeping him inside the school, he then begun to walk down to the evil corporations main head quarters. After 20 minutes of walking he could see the building. It was a tall, dark building which loomed over the other buildings surrounding it. The windows on the building were black as if someone had painted the glass. There were two people at the entrance of the building, they were carrying weapons they looked like M4’s. They were guards. The guards were almost identical, both wearing black glasses, a black suit with black shoes.
Anthony thought:
“This will be hard to pull off”
Just as Anthony was about to leave he phone began to ring.
“Ring Ring…Ring Ring…”
He sighed as he took out his phone to answer
“Hello…?”
“Anthony! Don’t do it! Its not worth it!” yelled Helen into the voice piece.
Anthony sighed: “I have to…I’m sorry” Anthony hung up the phone
“I only have one chace to get this right! For me...For everyone!”
He thought as he slowly removed the gun which was concealed in his other pocket and another from a holster which was attached to his ankle.
Anthony slowly approached the guards. They looked at him and ignored him – He didn’t look like a threat. Anthony then raised his guns and aimed at each guard. He pulled the triggers and two bullets went screaming through the air into the guards. They fell over in agony, clutching their chests as Anthony stepped over their bodies and walked into the building.
The door slammed behind Anthony. He was in a dimly lit corridor surrounded by work sent in for moderation, all of it had been marked down.
“Disgusting”
He said.
He began to walk down the corridor lined with marked down work. Minutes passed which seemed like hours, Anthony heard a noise, he slowly raised the guns and kept walking. As he kept walking the noise got louder. He heard speech:
“‘The white tiger: By Nicole ford’ HAHA FAIL! Put it in the pile with the other failures.”
Anthony was furious! He ran towards the voice to see three people looking at students work given to them to be moderated. They looked up and one said:
“Can we help you?” In a angry tone
They noticed the guns Anthony was holding
“GUARDS! INTRU…”
A bullet went through his throat. He spluttered and fell to the floor with a soft thud. Two more bullets were then let loose. Two more soft thuds were sounded. Anthony stepped over the bodies and grabbed Nicole’s work, folded it up and put it in his pocket.
“Bastards”
He muttered.
Anthony pursued on, looking for more of SSASBA’s evil workers when he felt a sharp pain in is left shoulder blade. He lifted his hand and touched the area where the pain was – a small shock of pain ran through Anthony as he did. He looked at his hand.
“Blood”
He turned around to see a guard with a gun. Anthony had been shot. Angered he lifted his gun with his right arm and fired at the guard. He promptly fell to the floor. Anthony walked to his body and stepped on his chest as he kept walking.
The piles of work were beginning to thin out Anthony was near the heart of the corrupted system. He knew what needed to be done. He kept walking, he was in great pain but needed to complete his task. He kept walking and soon there was no longer any work. He had reached the heart of the SSABSA building.
“Finally…”
He muttered under his breath.
“Bravo”
Said a voice behind Anthony. He begun to clap his hands.
Anthony spun around. There was a tall man in a black trench coat, concealed in the shadows of the dark building.
“Who are you?!”
Anthony yelled out!
“I am SSABSA! I am behind this operation! I stop everyone from achieving their dreams!”
He said laughing.
“BASTARD!”
Yelled Anthony! He raised his left arm in complete agony and fired the rest of his bullets at SSABSA, each one making direct contact. He stood still after the barrage of lead which just penetrated his skin and laughed.
“You cannot kill me! For I am made up of the failure of everyone in this building! Even you…Especially you!”
He said laughing.
Angrily Anthony said:
“You bastard! If I cant win by killing you then ill destroy us both!”
As he revealed the bomb he had concealed within his clothing
“NO!”
Yelled SSABSA as he lunged at Anthony.
Anthony began to run, he was so far within the building there was minimal chance of escape. His left shoulder blade was aching from the bullet still lodged in there but he kept running with SSABSA close behind. After running constantly Anthony spotted a small sign of hope – A fire exit. It was painted jet black. It was his only hope. Anthony set the bomb for 10 seconds and threw it back into the heart as far as possible. He sprinted to the exit. SSABSA stopped the pursuit and rushed to the bomb in a desperate attempt to disarm it. Anthony reached the door. It was locked! He quickly pulled out his gun, it only had a few bullets left. He fired at the lock and it broke off. He began to push open the door when –
BOOM!
The bombs timer had reached zero. Flames were running along the walls towards Anthony engulfing everything in its path. He had no time to escape now. The doors of the fire exit were blown off from the pressure of the bomb, Anthony was sent flying through the opening onto the footpath on the other side of the road. He was knocked unconscious.
Two hours later Anthony awoke on a stretcher, he was at the aid of the paramedics. He lifted himself up and looked at the black sinister building, it was in pieces smouldering from the explosion. He had won. SSABSA was finally destroyed.
Anthony sat up to walk but sharp pains stopped him, he sighed loudly and sat on the stretcher. Moments later Dom, Helen & Nicole arrived, they had heard about the explosion and knew it had to involve Anthony.
Dom said:
“Holy shit! You did it! You crazy bastard! Why – ”
He was interrupted by the paramedics:
“Sorry but you will need to leave this place”
“Wait!”
Anthony said.
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a scorched piece of paper which was folded.
“Nicole…You passed”
He handed her the paper as the paramedics took him away.
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The hidden message to this story is that SSABSA is gay & FUCK YOU SSABSA.
Please do take note that SSABSA is south australian so if you dont understand what is meant by SSABSA well tough.
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The bell rang, another accounting lesson was over. Anthony was relieved; he packed up his books and stood up. As he stood up he said to Dom:
“Thank god this lesson is over! I hate it!”
Dom replied:
“Yeah well…You better start liking it because you’re on a 10! If you fail you’re going to get a low TER!”
Anthony sighed and walked out the room.
The day dragged on, Anthony had begun to fall asleep in his English lesson when all of a sudden his phone went off and alerted him that he had a message. He slowly took out his phone from his pocket and hid it under the desk. He opened the message and looked to see who it was from, it was from Helen.
“Hey I just got a 19 for my math test! But it still isn’t good enough for the 100 TER I need…TTYL”
Again Anthony sighed as he put his phone away and started to sleep again.
The day turned into night and Anthony was now at home, exhausted from hearing how SSABSA wouldn’t accept him if he didn’t do everything perfect! Anthony thought to himself:
“Its only IT...Why all the fuss?”
He was beginning to get angry. Anthony decided to vent some of his anger on a random person over the internet. He walked to his computer and turned it on, a few minutes passed as he waited for windows to load. Eventually he logged onto the internet and then onto msn where his friends and random people were. As soon as Anthony logged on several conversations opened up on his screen, most of them being from random people. With two conversations left open Anthony decided to talk back. One conversation was Ben a random Anthony had befriended and the other was Anthony’s friend Nicole. Anthony looked at what Nicole had written and on sight was enraged! Nicole wrote:
“Dude! SSABSA…They failed my work which was given in for moderation…My essay on the white tiger was given a 7 when I got a 16 in class…”
Anthony then punched his computers tower; it fell off the table and broke into many pieces.
Anthony then yelled:
“SSABSA!”
And left home without warning.
No one heard from Anthony for the next 3 days, it was as if he had disappeared. Then all of a sudden on Friday he appeared again. He was back at school as normal but he wouldn’t speak to anyone.
Time passed and it was now time for accounting.
Anthony walked into the class early so he could set himself up for a boring double lesson, Dom walked in and placed his books down next to him on the desk to the right of him. Anthony then said:
“I have it all planned…I’m going to destroy SSABSA”
Dom looking astonished replied:
“What?! Stop talking shit and shut up! You cant destroy SSABSA…They are too strong! Do your work!”
Anthony agitatedly said:
“Look! Ive got to do this! Not just for me but for you, Nicole, Helen and all the other suckers out there! Im going to do it!...Im going to do it today…”
Anthony then packed up his books and left the room un-noticed.
Anthony took his phone out of his pocket, he needed the time:
“12:03PM. Good they will all be there”
He thought as he placed his phone back in his pocket.
Anthony jumped his schools fence keeping him inside the school, he then begun to walk down to the evil corporations main head quarters. After 20 minutes of walking he could see the building. It was a tall, dark building which loomed over the other buildings surrounding it. The windows on the building were black as if someone had painted the glass. There were two people at the entrance of the building, they were carrying weapons they looked like M4’s. They were guards. The guards were almost identical, both wearing black glasses, a black suit with black shoes.
Anthony thought:
“This will be hard to pull off”
Just as Anthony was about to leave he phone began to ring.
“Ring Ring…Ring Ring…”
He sighed as he took out his phone to answer
“Hello…?”
“Anthony! Don’t do it! Its not worth it!” yelled Helen into the voice piece.
Anthony sighed: “I have to…I’m sorry” Anthony hung up the phone
“I only have one chace to get this right! For me...For everyone!”
He thought as he slowly removed the gun which was concealed in his other pocket and another from a holster which was attached to his ankle.
Anthony slowly approached the guards. They looked at him and ignored him – He didn’t look like a threat. Anthony then raised his guns and aimed at each guard. He pulled the triggers and two bullets went screaming through the air into the guards. They fell over in agony, clutching their chests as Anthony stepped over their bodies and walked into the building.
The door slammed behind Anthony. He was in a dimly lit corridor surrounded by work sent in for moderation, all of it had been marked down.
“Disgusting”
He said.
He began to walk down the corridor lined with marked down work. Minutes passed which seemed like hours, Anthony heard a noise, he slowly raised the guns and kept walking. As he kept walking the noise got louder. He heard speech:
“‘The white tiger: By Nicole ford’ HAHA FAIL! Put it in the pile with the other failures.”
Anthony was furious! He ran towards the voice to see three people looking at students work given to them to be moderated. They looked up and one said:
“Can we help you?” In a angry tone
They noticed the guns Anthony was holding
“GUARDS! INTRU…”
A bullet went through his throat. He spluttered and fell to the floor with a soft thud. Two more bullets were then let loose. Two more soft thuds were sounded. Anthony stepped over the bodies and grabbed Nicole’s work, folded it up and put it in his pocket.
“Bastards”
He muttered.
Anthony pursued on, looking for more of SSASBA’s evil workers when he felt a sharp pain in is left shoulder blade. He lifted his hand and touched the area where the pain was – a small shock of pain ran through Anthony as he did. He looked at his hand.
“Blood”
He turned around to see a guard with a gun. Anthony had been shot. Angered he lifted his gun with his right arm and fired at the guard. He promptly fell to the floor. Anthony walked to his body and stepped on his chest as he kept walking.
The piles of work were beginning to thin out Anthony was near the heart of the corrupted system. He knew what needed to be done. He kept walking, he was in great pain but needed to complete his task. He kept walking and soon there was no longer any work. He had reached the heart of the SSABSA building.
“Finally…”
He muttered under his breath.
“Bravo”
Said a voice behind Anthony. He begun to clap his hands.
Anthony spun around. There was a tall man in a black trench coat, concealed in the shadows of the dark building.
“Who are you?!”
Anthony yelled out!
“I am SSABSA! I am behind this operation! I stop everyone from achieving their dreams!”
He said laughing.
“BASTARD!”
Yelled Anthony! He raised his left arm in complete agony and fired the rest of his bullets at SSABSA, each one making direct contact. He stood still after the barrage of lead which just penetrated his skin and laughed.
“You cannot kill me! For I am made up of the failure of everyone in this building! Even you…Especially you!”
He said laughing.
Angrily Anthony said:
“You bastard! If I cant win by killing you then ill destroy us both!”
As he revealed the bomb he had concealed within his clothing
“NO!”
Yelled SSABSA as he lunged at Anthony.
Anthony began to run, he was so far within the building there was minimal chance of escape. His left shoulder blade was aching from the bullet still lodged in there but he kept running with SSABSA close behind. After running constantly Anthony spotted a small sign of hope – A fire exit. It was painted jet black. It was his only hope. Anthony set the bomb for 10 seconds and threw it back into the heart as far as possible. He sprinted to the exit. SSABSA stopped the pursuit and rushed to the bomb in a desperate attempt to disarm it. Anthony reached the door. It was locked! He quickly pulled out his gun, it only had a few bullets left. He fired at the lock and it broke off. He began to push open the door when –
BOOM!
The bombs timer had reached zero. Flames were running along the walls towards Anthony engulfing everything in its path. He had no time to escape now. The doors of the fire exit were blown off from the pressure of the bomb, Anthony was sent flying through the opening onto the footpath on the other side of the road. He was knocked unconscious.
Two hours later Anthony awoke on a stretcher, he was at the aid of the paramedics. He lifted himself up and looked at the black sinister building, it was in pieces smouldering from the explosion. He had won. SSABSA was finally destroyed.
Anthony sat up to walk but sharp pains stopped him, he sighed loudly and sat on the stretcher. Moments later Dom, Helen & Nicole arrived, they had heard about the explosion and knew it had to involve Anthony.
Dom said:
“Holy shit! You did it! You crazy bastard! Why – ”
He was interrupted by the paramedics:
“Sorry but you will need to leave this place”
“Wait!”
Anthony said.
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a scorched piece of paper which was folded.
“Nicole…You passed”
He handed her the paper as the paramedics took him away.
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The hidden message to this story is that SSABSA is gay & FUCK YOU SSABSA.